If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
So I just performed in front of James Franco
To clarify, I performed a play we’d worked on for a day from 9 this morning to 8 at night, and he was in the audience, and apparently he liked it.
*goes to tom hiddleston’s twitter page*
*leaves tom hiddleston’s twitter page*