Hiddlestoner: Am I cursed?
Hiddlestoner: What am I?
Tumblr: You are a fangirl.
Hiddlestoner: What more than that?... Tom Hiddleston wasn't the only tag you have in all your system, is it?
Tumblr: No. In the aftermath of the Avengers premiere Tom Hiddleston went to cinemas and he found an Army. So crazy for the villain's role, abandoned, suffering, left to cry... Hiddlestoners.
Hiddlestoner: Why? I was knee-deep in Sherlock's and Doctor Who's. Why would it take me?
Tumblr: You were a lost fangirl.
Hiddlestoner: No. It took me for a purpose. What was it?... TELL ME!
Tumblr: I thought we could unite al the Fangirls one day. Bring about an alliance, bring about permanent peace... through Tom Hiddleston.
Tumblr: But those plans no longer matter.
Hiddlestoner: So I am no more than another Tom Hiddleston fangirl, locked up here in Tumblr until you might have use of me?
Tumblr: Why do you twist my words?
Hiddlestoner: You could have told me what I was from the beginning! Why didn't you?
Tumblr: You're a such a Tumblrer... I wanted only to protect you from other fandoms...
Hiddlestoner: What, because I... I... I am the freakey girl whose friends laugh about at night?
Tumblr: No, no...
Hiddlestoner: You know, it all makes sense now, why you favored Tom Hiddleston all these months, because no matter how much I try not to fangirl about him, now I could never NOT have Tom Hiddleston sitting in ALL my Tumblr dashboard!